(2/16/11)
Student: “Miss Roberts, do you know how to change diapers?”
Me: “Yes, but what does that
have to do with?”
Student: “Well, you're going to have a baby, right!?!”
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(2/18/11)
(Conversation between a student and her mother)
Student: “Mom, today is Miss
Roberts' last day. I want to get her flowers because I really like her! I can
pay for them.”
Mom: “Aww, how much do you think they cost?”
Student: “Two
dollars?”
Mom: “If you give me your two dollars, I'll make sure that Miss
Roberts gets flowers. Whatever you like!”
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(3/11/11)
Student: "What is the opposite of internal? Outernal???"
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(3/14/11)
Me: “Are you ok, Noah?”
Noah: “No! She's squishing my personal bubble!”
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(3/15/11)
Student: (about her younger sister) “Dear Jesus, please be with Emma because her hamster died. Help her just get
over it. and thank you that we get to bury him in the garden.”
Jess^
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