Years of anticipation were culminated today as I "kickboxed" for the first time. And I realized something... I don't have enough "anger" to naturally be good at it. The thing that kept me on track as I was secretly watching everyone else was three-fold: 1) I'll be able to defend myself on both the East side of Des Moines (where I currently reside) and 2) I'll be able to defend myself on the East side of STL (where I grew up) and 3) Chuck Norris seriously has NOTHIN' on me. I could roundhouse kick him so hard that he wouldn't know what hit him. Seriously.
Today was interesting. But I made my second and third new friends. Look at me. Do I know them really? No. But it's hard to socialize when every muscle is cramping and you're hallucinating about getting the beatdown by Chuck Norris. Maybe tomorrow. ;)
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